I’m tired of losing at Bingo, I know that ball said G-58 not 59, I’m not taking this sh!t anymore.

Sunscreen – check

Bathing suit that too tight to be right – check

white socks for sandals – check

spare bullets – uhhh.. check

 

This morning a 68 year old (as in almost 70) was arrested this morning at the airport after customs people found 11 bullets (3 different types) on her.  First of all how many 70 year old are carrying around spare ammunition, and why?  Secondly exactly at what point do you conclude that you should bring them on vacation with you.  I’d like to think that she was somehow coming to the island to do good, right some wrongs, maybe take in a little gang activity, you know the normal tourist stuff.

Lucy Cardon Stackler, 68, pleaded not guilty to possessing five 0.38 calibre Remington bullets, five 0.357 Winchester bullets and one 0.38 calibre Glaser safety slug.

Poor Lucy, if there is a good news is that this trial should be pretty short. 

Judge: Lucy did you have the bullets?

Lucy: No

Judge: Officer Where did you find the bullets?

Officer: In her purse.

Judge: Guilty

 

I’m not sure how you could ever plead not guilty to such a charge.  it’s not as if they are suggesting she was going to use the bullets, that I could see denying, but possession well that’s pretty hard to argue with.  It’s like when prisoners who escape prison, are charged with escaping prison and they plead not guilty.  If you weren’t there when they looked for you, then you must be guilty.